This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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