yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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