I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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