IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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