Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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