OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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