Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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