The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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