I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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