Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and she was petting her beer can
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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