weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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