He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.