I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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