I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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