I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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