Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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