Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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