She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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