sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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