First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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