She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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