Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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