Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what day is it and did you see me today?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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