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(518): View more from New York

Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(703): View more from Virginia

He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?

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(512): View more from Texas

I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.

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(323): View more from California

It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent

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(941): View more from Florida

Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee

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(765): View more from Indiana

Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick

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