the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment