we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"