Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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