Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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