What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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