she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
ok first of all what the fuck
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