So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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