i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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