it was like his penis was on wheels.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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