yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do vagina's smell?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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