if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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