if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
