If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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