It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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