Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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