Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Of course I have a pirate flag
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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