btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
