So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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