In the future we'll all be gay
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm like, not good at living.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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