yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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