Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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