whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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