is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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