Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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