Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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