he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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