What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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