How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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