I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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