guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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