I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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