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  (716): View more from New York

  who do you think you are?

  (407): View more from Florida

  someone who doesn't ask that question

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  (716): who do you think you are? (407): someone who doesn't ask that question http://tfl.nu/uw7n
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  (207): View more from Maine

  it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.

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  (207): it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho. http://tfl.nu/14wc
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  (214): View more from Texas

  we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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  (214): we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER. http://tfl.nu/9rv5
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  (415): View more from California

  i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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  (415): i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break. http://tfl.nu/4rzb
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  (949): View more from California

  Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.

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  (949): Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude. http://tfl.nu/kuta
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  (972): View more from Texas

  Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult

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  (972): Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult http://tfl.nu/j3hz
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  (561): View more from Florida

  at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

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  (561): at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe http://tfl.nu/jv4z
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  (916): View more from California

  The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.

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  (916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino. http://tfl.nu/qmu0
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls

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  (270): Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls http://tfl.nu/fmy4
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  (214): View more from Texas

  This is my gift to your gina

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  (214): This is my gift to your gina http://tfl.nu/cr2i
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...

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  (506): Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment... http://tfl.nu/gd0h
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.

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  (609): Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents. http://tfl.nu/lxxo
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage

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  (919): You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage http://tfl.nu/24ub
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  (716): View more from New York

  I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor

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  (716): I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor http://tfl.nu/okrw
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  (954): View more from Florida

  She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes

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  (954): She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes http://tfl.nu/ljo9
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