You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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